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| 5.0%  | 3.7%  | 3.1%  | 3.2%  | 3.3%  | 3.4%  | 3.3%  | 3.2%  | 5.2%  | 5.2%  | 5.6%  | 5.9%  | 5.1%  | 5.2%  | 4.6%  | 5.1%  | 3.1%  | 3.6%  | 4.5%  | 4.9%  | 3.4%  | 3.3%  | 3.4%  | 2.3%  | 
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 
|  = 0-5 |  = 6-11 |  = 12-17 |  = 18-23 | 
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Random quote | |
| 1 | elderK | 1326 |     | "And pretty much all hardware is physically mapped." | 
| 2 | geist | 1128 |     | "so you might want to just panic the system" | 
| 3 | Love4Boobies | 887 |     | "some of the text is the same" | 
| 4 | _01000101_ | 742 |     | "hmm, why *is* my poop green? :)" | 
| 5 | scgtrp | 653 |     | "visual studio is large and depends on cl! cl must be awesome :D" | 
| 6 | diodesign | 611 |     | "scgtrp: no one said it was perfect, just fair overall ;)" | 
| 7 | bcos | 405 |     | "For an extreme example, see the white paper about "Barralfish"" | 
| 8 | bizarrefish | 398 |     | "dont poke needles in gel wrist pads, sillybuns." | 
| 9 | duckinator | 346 |    | "scgtrp: scheme is like clisp, but dead simple :P" | 
| 10 | thePowersGang | 316 |     | "There are typically three segments in binaries" | 
| 11 | LadySerena | 288 |    | "and the tests for the built-in SVG2 functionality mostly pass" | 
| 12 | bluechill | 256 |     | "there isn't a lack of a cursor" | 
| 13 | hj1980 | 225 |    | "i'll have a read of arctic" | 
| 14 | tantrika_ | 219 |    | "just depends on what kind of page fault u want to invoke" | 
| 15 | robert_ | 191 |    | "so what about my other question?" | 
| 16 | hmmmm | 185 |    | "i dunno, i'd use mac osx if i had to" | 
| 17 | Robzy | 155 |   | "not under OS-Dev, but under other topics" | 
| 18 | _santa | 142 |    | "tried it out - Bochs only said: 1MB medium found. lol" | 
| 19 | jps_77 | 139 |    | "you're asking cout to add a newline, it might not know how" | 
| 20 | JamesM | 138 |     | "and don't even get me started on SOFTINTs" | 
| 21 | webczat | 122 |     | "froggey: i am using speakup" | 
| 22 | eieio | 115 |    | "where you want to see it? how's mercado 20?" | 
| 23 | jaacoppi | 110 |     | "nigeria is a funny country, known for scam artists" | 
| 24 | darwish | 101 |    | "(a.k.a 16-bit protected mode)" | 
| 25 | LaptopBrain | 94 |    | "seen how retarded that exploit is?" | 
| hohum (92) | thegusty (91) | jrydberg (90) | _SKiTZO (89) | alessio (88) | 
| Gynvael (87) | snow_ru (84) | Brain (79) | stoop (78) | gr00bster (77) | 
| fatalnix (74) | pcmattman (73) | earlz (70) | sayit2 (68) | ornitorrincos (66) | 
| MoALTz (66) | gr00bey (65) | yorick (64) | hj2 (63) | ccfreak2k (62) | 
| froggey (61) | Laptop_Brain (58) | iammisc (56) | Agares (56) | mrd (55) | 
| age (55) | Pure (54) | kisse (54) | immibis (53) | Jimmio (50) | 
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| Is _santa stupid or just asking too many questions?  36.6% lines contained a question! webczat didn't know that much either. 27.8% of his/her lines were questions. | 
| The loudest one was LadySerena, who yelled 4.5% of the time! Another old yeller was JamesM, who shouted 4.3% of the time! | 
| It seem that jps_77's shift-key is hanging:  4.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: 19:36:05 <jps_77> DO NOT IMPLEMENT THE STD LIB IF YOU CANNOT DO IT FOLLOWING THE STANDARD. JamesM just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.8% of the time. | 
| thePowersGang is a very aggressive person.  He/She attacked others 3 times. For example, like this: 05:48:51 * thePowersGang slaps bizarrefish about with his (bizarrefish's) #gaybdsm membership | 
| Poor bizarrefish, nobody likes him/her.  He/She was attacked 2 times. For example, like this: 06:03:08 * thePowersGang slaps bizarrefish around repeatedly with an overly large monolithic kernel comprised of trouts for that implication. bcos seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 1 times. | 
| duckinator brings happiness to the world.  28.9% lines contained smiling faces.  :) elderK isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.5% of the time. | 
| _santa seems to be sad at the moment:  4.9% lines contained sad faces.  :( scgtrp is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time. | 
| _santa wrote the longest lines, averaging 82.9 letters per line. #osdev average was 46.8 letters per line. | 
| robert_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 24.7 characters per line. eieio was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.6 characters. | 
| geist spoke a total of 9680 words! geist's faithful follower, elderK, didn't speak so much: 8983 words. | 
| bros wrote an average of 38.80 words per line. Channel average was 8.66 words per line. | 
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | kernel | 388 | thePowersGang | 
| 2 | about | 366 | bizarrefish | 
| 3 | there | 321 | bizarrefish | 
| 4 | would | 306 | thePowersGang | 
| 5 | think | 252 | thePowersGang | 
| 6 | memory | 229 | thePowersGang | 
| 7 | something | 207 | bizarrefish | 
| 8 | right | 191 | duckinator | 
| 9 | should | 191 | iammisc | 
| 10 | which | 186 | iammisc | 
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | scgtrp | 102 | darwish | 
| 2 | geist | 98 | eieio | 
| 3 | Love4Boobies | 88 | scgtrp | 
| 4 | _01000101_ | 81 | duckinator | 
| 5 | Pure | 80 | phcoder | 
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | http://github.com/RockerMONO/dux | 7 | duckinator | 
| 2 | http://www.jamesmolloy.co.uk/tutorial_html/10.-User%20Mode.h | 3 | duckinator | 
| 3 | http://gist.github.com/261487 | 3 | duckinator | 
| 4 | http://github.com/RockerMONO/semplice | 3 | duckinator | 
| 5 | http://www.fws.pl.eu.org/cd.iso | 2 | webczat | 
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| thegusty wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: 12:49:22 --- kick: thegusty was kicked by Love4Boobies (scgtrp) scgtrp seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received. | 
| Love4Boobies is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 2 people! | 
| irc.freenode.net donated 32 ops in the channel... ChanServ was also very polite: 2 ops from him/her. | 
| ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 1 deops. Love4Boobies deoped 1 users. | 
| elderK always lets us know what he/she's doing: 53 actions! For example, like this: 08:46:19 * elderK looks for coffee pot Also, diodesign tells us what's up with 49 actions. | 
| elderK is talking to him/herself a lot.  He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 49 times! Another lonely one was geist, who managed to hit 14 times. | 
| phcoder couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 138 joins during this reporting period! | 
| gr00bster has quite a potty mouth.  15.5% lines contained foul language. gr00bey also makes sailors blush, 15.3% of the time. | 
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